STUDY GROUP!

ok, planning a study group before the tests. everyone that wants to study is invited.

Location: E Wei's condo's canteen

Date: undecided, most probably on sunday, 8/3/2009, if anyone that wants to go but the time is not suitable, please tell me.

Time: morning to afternoon, you guys choose, since its a sunday, so anytime'll do.

If there are any info i missed out, please tell.

a little joke for my readers, heard it from a ventriloquist

Jeff: so, you were a suicide bomber?

Achmed: yes.

Jeff: then do you get training?

Achmed: yes, at the suicide bomber training camp.

Jeff: what did you learn there?

Achmed: location location location!

hahahahahah

Jeff: so what exactly happened to you?

Achmed:oooooo... if you must know... I am a horrible suicide bomber....

Jeff: what happened....

Achmed: i had a premature detonation, i set the timer for thirty minutes but it went off in four seconds.

ahahahahahahah

Jeff: so how is it like to die? do you see a white light?

Achmed:if you're dumb enough to watch the explosion, yes.

Jeff: no i mean some people say when they die they see a white light, what did you see?

Achmed: i saw flying car parts!

hahhahahaha

Jeff: so you never saw a white light..?

Achmed: no but i saw a blue prius.(prius is a car) do you really have one of those vehichles?

Jeff: yup

Achmed: (laughs maniacly) that is not a car, that is a lunch box!

hahahahahha

Jeff: so i guess you're muslim?

Achmed: i dont think so.

Jeff: you're not muslim?

Achmed:no.

Jeff:why?

Achmed:look at my ass it says 'made in china'.

hahahhaahha

lol, credits to E Wei, he introduced me to this video. and to Jeff Dunham for his wonderful ventriloquism. hahahahah